Eggs, a counter, a refill

The diner is not dying so much as it is being replaced by places that charge diner prices for avocado. This one still has a counter, a waitress who has seen every version of you, and coffee that is not a tasting note. I got eggs. They were eggs. Perfect.

If your town still has one, use it. That is the review and also the civic advice. When it is gone, you will eat breakfast in a fast-casual bowl and wonder why the week feels worse.

Go in the morning. Sit at the counter if you are alone. Order the thing that comes with toast.