The cup that ate the map

Mario Kart World is what happens when a perfect miniature is asked to become a country. The items still ruin friendships. Then the map opens and you are touring a park designed by a genius who has never waited at a light.

Grand Prix is still the sport. Free roam is the postcard. I played it with other people in the room, which is the correct way, and we did not talk about lore once. That is a compliment.

Buy it for the couch. Stay for the long drive. Your cousins will make you anyway.