A second job with a commissioner

Fantasy football is sporting news that happens in a group chat. ESPN and Yahoo and Sleeper are all selling you the same anxiety in different colors. Draft night is still a good time. Week 8 on a Wednesday, refreshing a running back's status, is not a personality.

I am in a league. I will be in a league in September. That is not the same as thinking the product is healthy. Mute the notifications. Watch an actual game without checking your phone. Revolutionary, I know.

Fun if the league is friends. Miserable if it is strangers and push notifications. Be honest which one you joined.