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48/60 pts
Donkey Kong Bananza
On-line review · 48/60 pts
The ape is the physics engine
Nintendo let DK smash the level itself. Kids will get it. Adults will be late to bed.
Donkey Kong Bananza (2025)
MINUTECRITIC · Jul 19, 2026
Donkey Kong Bananza is a destruction sandbox wearing a platformer. You punch the world and the world gives. That sounds simple. In practice it is the kind of toy Nintendo still remembers how to make and almost nobody else does.
I died a lot and did not get mad, which is the tell. If you have a Switch in the house, this is the one that will be on the floor in front of the couch at 10 p.m. on a weeknight.
The most fun I have had with a gorilla in a long time. Play it on the big TV.
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