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47/60 pts
A half-smoke, eaten standing up
On-line review · 47/60 pts
The District on a bun
Chili, mustard, a bun that is losing, and a city that still argues about whose is best.
A half-smoke, eaten standing up · Washington, D.C.
MINUTECRITIC · Jun 30, 2026
A half-smoke is not a hot dog with a press kit. It is a split smoked sausage with chili that has opinions. I ate one standing up because that is the correct posture. Sitting down makes it a different, worse meal.
Tourists will call it a hot dog. Let them. If you are from here, you already have a side. If you are not, start with the place a cab driver would actually eat, not the one with the mural.
Get it from a place that has been doing this longer than the food trucks. Napkins are not optional.
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